Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
May. 26th, 2008 04:06 pmThe Difference Between Men and Women in a Conversation. Funny. And true.
The Difference Between Men and Women in a Conversation. Funny. And true.
Особенно первый комментарий хороший: Well it's a official. We guys are useless. А само сообщение о том, что даже непартеногенезные млекопитающие могут размножаться однополо. А мущины будут чисто для красоты.
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This actually means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. [Loud Sigh]: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question the gratitude, or faint. Just say "You’re welcome".
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F#$K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.
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