Gary Johnston's speech

[moon_aka_sun]

From Team America: World Police.

The only real gem in the movie is Gary's speech —

We are dicks. We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

Nice logic ;)

Actually, one of the reasons to transcript it was the transcription itself :) And my text is more precise than imdb's version exactly what he said.